If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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