she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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