So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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