By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
And then my night got REAL pukey
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
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