Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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