he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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