we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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