JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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