Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I take back everything I said about communal showers
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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