he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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