I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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