Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
im calling her cock vulture from now on
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
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