after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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