I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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