so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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