he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I just googled if crying burns calories
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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