She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
then he tried to convert me to islam
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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