how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
