8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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