They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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