Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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