You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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