On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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