Pants 0. Shit 1.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
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