I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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