Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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