The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
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