i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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