idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
I'm always down for nudity.
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