Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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