Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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