Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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