Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Buhtt sex?
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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