He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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