oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
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