Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
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