butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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