My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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