Whoa Z and x make the same sound
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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