Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Randomize
