IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
What drink are we having for lunch?
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
you made out with another girl for some wings
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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