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(248): View more from Michigan

Sry I called you an 8

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(678): View more from Georgia

That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.

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(512): View more from Texas

he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.

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(760): View more from California

Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?

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(301): View more from Maryland

I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.

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(440): View more from Ohio

uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober

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(315): View more from New York

Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?

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(917): View more from New York City

Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all

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