i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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