Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize
