how hairy? two words: wookie tits
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
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