I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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