i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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