Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
