OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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