glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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