i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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