so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
is it fun? or sober?
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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